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Tales from the Third Lobe - The Death of Speculation?

Last modified: September 13, 2004, 12:14 PM
Contributed By: Laszlo Q. V. St-J. "Vidicon" Xalieri, 2HC Columnist

The Death of Speculation?

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Laszlo Q. V. St-J. "Vidicon" Xalieri, 2HC Columnist About the author:
Descended from old English money, Vidicon was raised by spiny echidnas in the mountainous rainforests of the North American Southeast. Lured back to society by time-traveling gray/reptiloid alien hybrids posing as renegade Jesuits, he has managed to maintain his outsider's perspective and an appetite for crunchy insects. Today, Vidicon is a world-class synchronicity surfer and an unlicensed quantum mechanic. He has a fourth-degree black belt in weird.

About his bi-weekly column:
Tales from the Third Lobe are the unfocused meanderings of the World's Smartest Moron. Topics range widely over the sciences, religion, philosophy, technology, modern culture, mysticism, Vidicon's personal history and viewpoints, and whatever pissed him off in the media last week.

View all articles by Laszlo Q. V. St-J. "Vidicon" Xalieri, 2HC Columnist...

The Death of Speculation?

Three years ago we postponed the launch of TwoHeadedCat by a few days because some bunch of criminals destroyed life in the United States as we knew it, leaving prosecution and recovery in the hands of some other bunch of criminals. The ensuing years have been pretty dark years on all fronts, with impacts where one would least expect. From where I sit, I see dark tendrils reaching far into the future.

See, I've been debating with a few of my readers for the past couple of days whether—and if so, how and why—science fiction and fantasy and other speculative fiction genres of literature are dying out, and how that might possibly tie into recent and current events. I discussed part of the challenge of speculation in my last article—the fact that in a few decades the possibilities of reality will defy imagination. In places. For the wealthy.

But what's the problem today? And why should we care?

Let's start with that last question—and allow me to rudely force-feed you the answer.

Flip open your cellphone. And then tell me that science fiction has no purpose in the real world.

See, today's engineers and scientists and product developers watched Star Trek in the sixties and seventies. When Captain Kirk flipped open his flimsy plastic communicator onscreen, a handful of neurons in some twenty thousand brains got welded into place. And twenty-five years later we get flip-open communicators that work pretty much everywhere in the civilized world. Thank Gene Roddenberry.

And, less obviously, you can thank author Arthur C. Clarke for the idea for the communication satellites that make the fuckers actually work as a global communications toy.

See, science fiction fans are creating your future. Out of crap literature they read years ago. Because when someone asks them to come up with an idea to earn a manufacturing company some money, they don't often come up with something from scratch. They think back to something they read or saw on television or in a movie and say, "Well, with how we know the universe to work and with what's available from modern technology, this concept I remember isn't so far-fetched after all..."

And you get a crappy plastic flip-open communicator. And some manufacturing company makes a $50 profit.

Trust me. You really really really want the engineers and researchers of today reading some high-quality crap literature.

Speculative fiction—science fiction in particular—is in a perpetual feedback loop. Assuming the writers have any desire to produce stories that are believable, they stay up on their science and try to predict what could possibly be available in the time-scales with which they are working. Otherwise, people stop buying their books after the technology described becomes ludicrous.

(Raise your hand if you've ever read a story involving a spacecraft that ran into problems because someone dropped and scattered a stack of punched cards that were being used to program the computer. Keep your hand up if you paid full cover price. Point: Authors won't make any royalties on new editions of a book after the story passes its effective "sell-by" date.)

So SF authors read works of science for ideas, and scientists troll SF for ideas. That's the feedback cycle.

I'm not completely leaving works of fantasy and magic out of the loop. Up to now, they've largely been fuel for escapism (except for the stress-testing of bizarre social scenarios), but that's not the case any more. Science and technology has progressed to the point where products are possible that more resemble works of magic than of science—biological manipulations, regenerative/instantaneous healing, intelligent animals or objects, spontaneous creation of objects or forces, voice- or thought-controlled actions, instantaneous knowledge, etc.

In the coming decades, old works of fantasy will have just as much inspirational importance as traditional SF. Since you will be the consumers of these upcoming technological devices, I hope you guys really really like D&D, Tolkien and Harry Potter....

For instance, the next real "fantasy-style" advances will be intelligent artificial pets (or perhaps items of jewelry) that perform the functions of magical "familiars".

(I already have arguments with the computer in my car. And it was built in 1991. I call the computer "Abby"—a Young Frankenstein reference.)

Have I made my point yet? The imaginations of authors who produce these forms of literature that get no respect whatsoever steer the way your world unfolds into the future.

Amateurs have made it into space. Your cellphone is smarter than your dog. Los Alamos created a Buck-Rogers-style "freeze ray" ten years ago. Your car can tell you where to go for a good time. Some high-schooler made a breeder-reactor out of aluminum foil and duct tape. From here, almost anything is possible. Speculative fiction should be having a mother-fuckin' heyday.

What the hell happened?

On first analysis, I'd say demand for speculative fiction is low.

In the current socio-econo-political climate, people feel like significant portions of their life are out of their control. So they demand more escapist fantasy. As has been pointed out by one of my readers, people spend lots of time watching "reality" shows which are anything but real. They show "ordinary" people in extraordinary situations that would never happen without Hollywood investors and producers.

"Reality" programming is wish-fulfillment fantasy of the most obvious and blatant kind. It teaches us nothing but how dumb the ordinary person is—because all you do when you watch it is say, "If that had been me in that situation, I'd have done better." And it makes you feel better, whether or not you are actually deluded about being smarter than the person in the show....

That kind of consumption edges out the speculative fiction market. Why buy beer when you need liquor?

If you won't pay for speculative fiction, then no one will pay writers to write it. And so, instead of starving, they write romances, self-help books, and essays on religion and science and political diatribes instead. And poof, no more visions of the future. And in the absence of fresh ideas, our engineers have to stick with churning out crap products inspired by The Jetsons.

Which, I guess, is better than nothing.

And there's a second idea—maybe you, the consumer, are more comfortable with the "Jetsons" idea of the future—the same old problems as always: traffic jams (in mid-air), the problems of providing well-balanced meals (in pill-form), the complete lack of charm of a nine-to-five job (in a completely automated factory), dealing with (robotic) household staff, etc.—than you are with actual advancement. In which you might get better healthcare, shorter workdays, more leisure time, and a completely renovated quality of life in exchange for dealing with totally new problems.

I tie that to the first reason, partially. If the present weren't so damned scary, it would be easier for the average Joe to face the horrors of the future. A screwed up present demands more attention be paid to the present....

A third possibility is that science is getting more and more complicated. In order for SF to remain plausible, an author has to stay current on dozens of interrelated fields of science and technology and manufacturing—or else tell a really small story of interest to a correspondingly small number of people who can understand it. For instance, while my own mother has been known to read science fiction in the past, I'm sure I would be very hard-pressed to explain to her the details of nano-manufacturing, dark matter/energy, quantum entanglement, and spintronics....

By the time she was thirty-seven years old, Mom just had to master the concepts of action-reaction, electromagnetic radiation, general and special relativity, and basic computing in order to comprehend what SF had to offer, or even to be able to produce her own SF stories. In just the same number of years, I feel I have to pack my head ten times more full in order to be able to compete in the SF market. Not that I've been able to sell any.

If you have to work harder to understand more to sell less to fewer people, why bother?

My chief debate partner on this topic claims that for any literature of real imagination to be produced, the authors have to do some real living and have some real experiences. Well, for the best literature, this is always true. If all you do is process and regurgitate other information that has been handed to you already predigested, then your results will be unlikely to include any new combinations. (Consider the Latin roots of the word "novel".)

I wonder how possible it is to do any real living on the forefront of speculation and exploration, but it's not impossible, I'll concede, if you're a real researcher and scientist. But if an author doesn't do any real living, then the real parts of the characters and situations and drama in his or her stories will look fake, and that's unforgivable.

That's the most important part of the story. Who cares what the future has to offer us if we can't see how real people will react to it?

I suspect that the best new speculation will come from researchers in the field—and I hope they can write worth a damn, and put in lots of sex scenes and explosions, otherwise we'll never hear about it.

Because if we don't see any resurgence in speculative fiction, we'll be going back to The Jetsons.

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 Vidicon has been the buddha, but the pay was lousy.

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