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TwoHeadedCat's Submissions Information

So you wish to submit yourself to our brand of tough love is that it? Put on the leather and face the wall! Oh. Ahem. I have been informed that this is the page for submission guidelines, ya know like to write things for us.. not… ya. Ok. Uhm….. moving on…

We have a guest column (called the Scratching Post) set up for people to write in and grant us the boon of their boundless mentality really it's for you guys. If you are interested in submitting a column to us for use please refer to the following guidelines:

  • The column must be no less than 700 words long and no more than 3500 words long.
  • File format must be something readable by Word2000 because that is what the editor currently has. .rtf .txt .doc .wpd whatever it is all good so long as it can be read.
  • Files must be submitted from a valid email address, we will reply and confirm intent to publish.
  • You will not be paid for this, noone at this site is paid for this.
  • We will update the Guest column when we can, so be patient. If we intend to use your submission we will let you know and also let you know when we plan on using it.
  • Along with your column we will need a 3 line bio and name to sign it with.
  • All submissions are held under our Copyright Notice.
  • Mail all submissions to submissions@twoheadedcat.com

We also use front page images a lot, and change them about once a month for now. We are always looking for more. If you want to donate one follow these guidlines:

  • All images must be copyright the sender. No part of the image may be copyrighted by anyone else, in whole or in part.
  • The image must be legible at a size small enough to fit, yet large enough to work as a front page. 570 x 400 pixels max. It also should not exceed 40k in size.
  • Images should have the name "TwoHeadedCat" somewhere on them.
  • Images should somehow relate to the concept of a two headed cat, however, yer artistic types... enjoy yourselves!
  • Our standard Copyright holds to this image too, however we own the copyright to Two Headed Cat so don't go reusing it like that ok?
  • You will get your name (and email if you wish) on our credits page for all time.
  • Mail all submissions to submissions@twoheadedcat.com